Die Hard,

Minute 106: Sitting on a Beach, Earning Twenty Percent

February 26, 2018

Jeff Ferry & Chris Derkotch of The ‘Burbs Minute Podcast
Guest: John J. Galbo from the ACPN podcast network

Big Johnson answers Hans’s call. “This is Special Agent Johnson of the FBI,” he says, “The State Department has arranged for the return of your comrades. Helicopters are on route, as you requested.”

“I hear you,” replies Hans, “We’ll be ready.”

Big Johnson puts down the mic and turns to Little Johnson. “By the time they figure out what hit ’em, they’ll be in a body bag,” says Big Johnson.

“When they touch down,” says Hans to Theo, “we’ll blow the roof, they’ll spend a month sifting through the rubble, and by the time they figure out what went wrong,  we’ll be sitting on a beach, earning twenty percent.”

Meanwhile, McClane sets his blood-soaked feet on the floor.  He moans in pain.

“Pal,” he says in his walkie talkie, “Yo, pal – you got a minute?”

“I’m here, John, ” says Al.

“Listen, man,” says John, “I’m starting to get a bad feeling up here.  I want you to do something for me. Um – I want you to find my wife. Don’t ask how. By then, you’ll know how. Uh — I want you to tell her something. I want you to tell her that-”


Alan Rickman as Hans Gruber

Clarence Gilyard, Jr. as Theo

Robert Davi as Special Agent Big Johnson

Grand L. Bush as FBI Agent Little Johnson

Bruce Willis as John McClane

Reginald VelJohnson as Sgt. Al Powell

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