THIS WEEK’S HOSTS:
Curtis Bloes & Jason Hummel
of the Better Off Dead Minute
The 20th Century Fox logo appears with the Alfred Newman Fox Fanfare playing.
Title card: “A GORDON COMPANY / SILVER PICTURES RELEASE”
Sunset in LAX. A 747 lands, wheels striking the runway with a screech.
TITLE: “A John McTiernan Film”
Inside the aircraft, a left hand with a wedding band grips the armrest of the aisle seat.
TITLE: “BRUCE WILLIS”
The window seat passenger notices the tight grip of the aisle seat passenger.
“You don’t like flying,” says the window seat passenger, “Do you?”
“What gives you that idea?” says the man in the aisle seat.
John McClane: Bruce Willis
Businessman: Robert Lesser