Die Hard,
31 MINS

Minute 060: Whoopi’s in the Middle, Hans

December 22, 2017
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THIS WEEK’S HOSTS:
NEIL BROWN AND GEORGE HENDRICKS
OF THE MOGWAI MINUTE

 

John McClane is talking to a very surprised Hans Gruber on the walkie-talkie.

“I didn’t get that message,” says McClane. “Maybe you should have put it on the bulletin board. I figure, since I’ve waxed Tony and Marco, and his friend here, I figured you, and Karl, and Franco might be a little lonely, so I wanted to give you a call.” McClane pauses to pat down Heinrich’s body.

Karl says to Hans, “How does he know so much about us!” but Hans shushes him.

“This is very kind of you,” says Hans into his walkie-talkie. “I see you are our mysterious party crasher. You are most troublesome — for a security guard. ”

“EEHHNK!” says John. “Sorry, Hans, wrong guess. Would you like to go for Double Jeopardy, where the scores can really change?” McClane continues to rifle through Heinrich’s body, finding a pack of European-style cigarettes. “Hmm, these are very bad for you,” says John to the dead Heinrich.

“Who are you, then?” says an annoyed Hans.

“Just a fly in the ointmen, Hans,” says John, lighting up a cigarette. “A monkey in the wrench, a pain in the ass.” McClane finds several explosive detonators in a satchel, followed by a brick of C4 explosive. “Whoa,” says McClane.

“Check on all the others, DON’T use the radio. See if he’s lying about Marco and find out if anyone else is missing.

McClane looks around the conference room.

IN THIS MINUTE:

John McClane: Bruce Willis

 

Hans Gruber: Alan Rickman

Heinrich: Gary Roberts

Karl: Alexander Gudenov

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